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Our goodtimes jukie-box rocker was officially released on Saint Patty's Day, '21. See SONG INFO for more about Gotsome Body !

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A lot of our published creative output in 2020 had to do with recognizing, honoring and paying tribute to those who have gone on before:

A song written the evening of Dec. 8, 1980, shortly after the composer heard the news of John Lennon's murder in NYC, was released exactly 40 years later. The official release date of the J. Lennon Blues was 12-8-20. For more details on this song, (Side A of the 'single'), and also Side B called the Nonnel J. Blues, ( really IS the flip side!), see SONG INFO.

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As promised, (See Q&A from Kathleen), another two-sided single, the so-called ‘Richard songs’, came out almost a quarter century after being written. The Oct. 15 (2020) release of the updated and re-produced [Side A] Gone to Richard’s and [Side B] Thanks for Stoppin’ – Bye reflected exactly 25 years since local personalities Richard and his friend Junior both unexpectedly shuffled off this mortal coil, and the amazing double rainbow that appeared the next morning over the lakes. For more, see SONG INFO, the great Q&A letter from Donna M., etc.

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Three tracks released June 27, 2020: another two-sided single was comprised of a couple of horsie tunes, (instrumental and lyric version), and the third is a live recording and a STEWARDSONGS exclusive, not original but a cover tune. That track is NOT being sold in any form. It is presented for the non-commercial entertainment of our lissning audience. Brief backstories for all three on SONG INFO page.

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REDOS, DEMOS & ideas under construction:

Much of what we released in 2020 was reworked from old compositions – most that pre-dated both Farmhouse Garage and STEWARDS ECLECTRIC – but significant heart and soul, blood, sweat and tears went into those early recordings, and we decided to let lissners hear them. It was a time for clearing the air, acknowledging what was and preparing for the 'new new' – new songs, new in-house recording tech, and new changes in the what-used-to-be lifestyle. We all have to do that. Onward.  

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NEXT UP we have an SE remake of of our first rock wannabe hit that streaked off the starting line, driven by the old Farmhouse Garage Band. The setup was slightly off; it stuck good in turns 1 & 2, but was so-so in 3 & 4 and the dogleg. We took the vehicle back to the pits where it was worked on by the upgraded SE crew and a new sponsor. It'll run good now.

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Then maybe we’ll be heading back into the country for a couple. One is a shitkicker about making maple syrup in the backwoods north country. The other is a sentimental deer hunting yarn in the progressive country genre. Both are getting ready for the light of a new day.

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Another new vintage-style rock piece long in the works pays homage to old rocks. (Can you say "Puma Punku"? No? How 'bout: "Big Horn Medicine Wheel?") Lyrics inspired by one of the all-time classic B&W movies – all speaking to the future. Is that possible? Check back to find out!

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We've got a light-hearted, heavy-handed satire in the 'funk-jazz-rock' category, (yet another hybrid of those recognized musical genres.) So stand by to smell the sweet breeze of those tropical islands long fabled in song and story, and take your well-deserved vacation to "Lissners Atoll" !

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And: another one of our popular 99.7% instrumentals with all the bells and whistles of a first class train ride on the left US coast: the Stewards Eclectric remake of A Ride on the Coast Starlight. We're re-fueling the Amtrak loco, sweeping out the Pacfic Parlour Car and re-stocking the bar. Get ready for the ALL ABOARD !

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singles COVER ARTWORK added

We've had inquiries from some wanting a closer look at the cover artwork for our singles, (a better view than the postage stamp size the players and some venues present), so we've added more hi-res cover artworks to PHOTO/ART GALLERY. Also, in conjunction with our 'Bowling Alley Rock' – a musical genre Spotify has yet to recognize! – we present: the evolution of the recording studio team Lefties bowling shirts, [Sasquatch, Hummingbird and WildBIRD Studios]; the cover version of the Championship trophy we finally won after 12 years of trying, (...of all the years to do it!...); and even the lost & found giveaway cassettes. What a shame Richard wasn't there to slap all us LEFTIES on the back – real freakin' HARD!

All photos and artwork © Copyright - Stephen H. Steward / Sky Camo Records

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A fan requested we reprint this, so with tongue inplanted in cheek(s), here it is, edited down to a more condensed form.

Everyone at the musicians’ consortium was amazed but not surprised when it was revealed that Director Steve ‘The Steward’ was to be honored as one of the first three inductees into the Unheralded and Independent Artists Now Here Hall of Fame. [Article follows]

 U&I Artists Hall of Fame Ceremony Honors First Inductees

By Crow Byrdland McCaw [Excerpted. *See magazine for the full article.]

 The first annual induction ceremony of the Unheralded and Independent Artists Now Here Hall of Fame, (otherwise known as U & I AR NOWHERE) was held on Feb. 3 at the former Covert City Masonic Temple. It had been previously determined likely that nominee Steve The Steward had played there to a sold-out crowd with his high school rock band, and initial promotional releases gave this as the reason for selecting the venue. It was later speculated that promoters could have yielded to a favorable rental agreement for the hall since they scheduled the inaugural event during the Super Bowl. If fact, this may also have limited RSVP-ers and others in attendance.


The ceremony got underway with a short film outlining the sanctioning body’s charter. It centered on revered impressionist Vincent Van Gogh , explaining that the lack of any acknowledgement from the art community (or even his family), let alone any monetary recompense for his work, was the source of most of his troubles - pre-ear debacle. The message being: when he was NOW HERE, he was NOWHERE - and never saw a cent of the millions paid for his art years beyond his lifetime. After this came various sound bites of the nominees while lucky patrons of the arts enjoyed a sumptuous dinner of creamed chicken and peas. As dessert was being served, (Neapolitan ice cream block on Nabisco graham wafer), examples of honorees’ best known works were exhibited, encompassing art, sculpture, railroad car graffiti and music. This was accompanied by one of Steward’s compositions, finishing in an extremely high decibel range.

Following the collection of complimentary disposable earplugs, Steve The Steward launched into a mercifully abbreviated acceptance speech, thanking family, teachers, mentors and friends. [*See complete article for details.]

In closing remarks, Steward hoisted above his head the U&I Hall of Fame statuette, the unique and coveted 'NowHere’. [For those unfamiliar, the physical award is constructed using a faux-marble base with the words NOWHERE HALL of FAME and the inductee’s name inscribed just below on a vague imitation of gold. Leading up from the base is a small pedestal with absolutely nothing above that.] The Steward then said wryly, “This – THIS is why we are all now here!” - and, releasing his left arm from its vertical position, dropped the ersatz Grammy doo-whammy to the stage, shattering it in a thousand pieces, (ala Cornell Professor Harlan Banks).

The audience gasped in surprise. A few nervous laughs, and one cough. Then cheers and laughter erupted from much of the audience, while holdouts glanced furtively here and there in mild disgust at what they thought should be considered bad taste. But truth and the majority ruled, resulting in wild applause that lasted for several seconds, followed by a standing ovation. It wasn’t noted until after two dozen of the not-quite-SRO crowd filed out of their seats that their rising was perhaps an attempt to get to the local Burger King before midnight, for, in honor of the first U & I AR NOWHERE Hall of Fame ceremony, (as well as the Superbowl), special arrangements had been made to serve breakfast menu all night.

*Reprinted with the kind permission of the publishers of Wasting Time Magazine, March 2019 

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Longtime Wildbird Studio engineer and mixdown specialist Manuel Reeltime will hang up his stereo cans sometime after the first of the year. Our trusted friend, known affectionately as "Two-Hands" gave notice recently, since he and his sig other have made plans to hunker down on that dental floss farm they've always wanted in near Provo, Utah. His meticulous ears and mixing skills will be missed. but, as he said, "Time waits for no hands."

Rockin' rapper and occasional creative collaborator S. Kool Busz and his wife, consortium member and my bosom buddy from high school, (not literally, unfortunately!), woodwind specialist Dawn Rider are off to Sweden. [Dawn was instrumental, (yuck, yuck), in the production of the Farmhouse Garage Band album, and her flute is heard on the later single releases, Postwar Jump, etc.] S. Kool has accepted the business manager position at the Stockholm Transgender Philharmonic where Dawn has just assumed a compromising position. A few sighs echoed through the consortium. She's always been a hottie.


Due to a technicality, individual songs from the Ridin', Drivin', Wakan album were not widely distributed, so the only ‘easy’ (?) way to correct that was to re-record them using SE consortium music makers, and then re-release them - which is fun and a continuing process. We're always open to suggestions regarding which cut from that old album to remake next. If you have a request, let us know.

So: is anyone lissning to this genre-jumping jumble of melodic, rhythmic and philosophical musical expression?   Yes.   

Which means some of you either have weirdly adventurous ears, or you're ECLECTRIC...! (Or both - and thank you.)

~ we continue working through a huge backlog of unpublished material... ~

ECLECTRIC is not in the dictionary - yet.  " Widely varied, energetically charged."  

Yeah, OK. The band HAD been called The Farmhouse Garage Band - going WAY back to the early '80s - because that's what it was: a blinking, blessed, old farmhouse garage band! But then Mac came along and appropriated the name 'GarageBand'. Yeah, right, like we're gonna sue them? Get real.

We did. The new band, a musicians' consortium established in 2014, was christened STEWARDS ECLECTRIC. This time, we copyrighted the name.

AND (just FYI): the Ridin',Drivin',Wakan... album was NOT made using GarageBand. It was done on a Tascam 80-8 1/2-inch reel-to-reel with channel 1 blown out, (essentially making it a Tascam '80-7').



The MERCH PACKAGE is available for posting a review of any FGB or SE song to one of the distribution sites or to us directly. We're giving away the last of this small production run - and it's on our dime! Just email us at with the review, and Include a physical mailing address. We'll send you the vintage R,D,W album CD (with the 12-page insert booklet that I sweated over!) , the first-day release poster (shown, right) and the release party postcard set. [Full song list and descriptions on SONG INFO] This is indeed a REAL FREE offer - even though it's real '70s and the whole idea of song and album reviewing is quite ridiculous now because almost NOBODY reads them anymore, BUT hey, what a DEAL, huh?!

RDW Album Poster

Songs are available from Spotify, Amazon, Deezer, Apple Music, iTunes and most other music sites. Should you wish to purchase, use the link buttons provided at the bottom of the home page, or search " Stewards Eclectric" for the more recent singles, or "Farmhouse Garage Band" for our earliest effort, the 2010 album. Many thanks for your support!

~ Do your best to Have Some @#%&* Fun...! ~